1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
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