saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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