dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
