hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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