even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Randomize