He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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