Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Randomize
