i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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