everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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