the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Randomize
