your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
whose ass print is on the piano?
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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