Are we in a gay sports bar?
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
You pole danced in your parka.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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