quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
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