I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
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