Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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