I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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