Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Need sex. Gaining weight.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
