small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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