I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
she looked like the before picture.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
i drank out of a bidet.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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