yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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