Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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