kristin has been a bad kristin
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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