I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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