Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
drinking out of a sandbucket again
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
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