Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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