also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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