she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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