I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
He's a Shit stain on my heart
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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