It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Randomize