Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
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