Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I think i got beer on your cat.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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