I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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