hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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