I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Girls should come with a carfax report
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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