So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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