HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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