Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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