Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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