so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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