would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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