Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
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