Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
