I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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