But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
My life is pants optional.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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