I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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