I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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