btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I look excited, but its just a facade.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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