Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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