so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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