i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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