WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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