youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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