I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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