don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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