My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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