so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
It was like getting head from an anaconda
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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