i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
should my penis look like a turkey
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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