the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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