how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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